Convert my Love to Yen Lyrics

It's one A.M, the drive-thru at Wendy's

She works again, she's part time and Chinese

She doesn't know she's the girl of my dreams

But girl for you, I could be part time Chinese too

What do I say, will she fall for my romance?

Hello, I'd like to die in a Chinese girl avalanche

She looks at me and I'm in a loving trance

Too dumb to talk but this might be my only chance

Two,three,four

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

We can be the envy of everyone who waits in line at Wendy's

They'll know I've won

When they see me and Chinese girl having fun

She'll dance right beside me on tables and buns

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

Convert my love to yen and back to dollars again

And I'll spend it right here with you

Forget about my friends, I like you more than them

And I know how to convince you

Convert my love to yen and back to dollars again

And I'll spend it right here with you

Forget about my friends, I like you more than them

And I know how to convince you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you

If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls

I choose you - I choose you