The Quest for the Perfect Pint Lyrics

I've swung my axe in caverns deep

Fought giants, dragons—no time for sleep

I've mined the gems, dug wide and tall

But there's one treasure above them all

A pint of ale so pure and sweet

That every dwarf dreams, This is the treat

Not gold, not jewels, no ancient lore

It's that frothy brew we're all searchin' for

So I'm questing for the perfect pint

Through taverns dusty, dark, and bright

I'll tap every keg, and sip every drop

With a thirst no dwarf can ever stop

Not for glory, not for gold

But for that pint, smooth and cold

I'll roam the lands, far and wide

'Til the perfect brew is by my side

Started in Ironfist, strong and bold

But the aftertaste? It left me cold

Then to the elves, where the ale was light

But tasted like dew - not worth the fight

Frostfire's brew could freeze your soul

Strong enough to down a troll

But still, too harsh, too sharp, too strong

My search for the perfect pint went on

So I'm questing for the perfect pint

Through taverns dusty, dark, and bright

I'll tap every keg, and sip every drop

With a thirst no dwarf can ever stop

Not for glory, not for gold

But for that pint, smooth and cold

I'll roam the lands, far and wide

'Til the perfect brew is by my side

Through goblin camps, orcish bars

Drank stuff strong enough to power the stars

I sipped, I chugged, and I barely survived

But still that perfect pint, it didn't arrive

Then back to my tavern, weary and slow

The barkeep grinned, There's one thing you should know

Try this brew, it's what we've got best

One sip, and I knew - I'd finished the quest

So I've found the perfect pint at last

All my travels, all in the past

I'll sit by the fire, my quest now done

With a tankard so perfect, I've finally won

Not for glory, not for gold

But for that pint, smooth and bold

I roamed the lands, far and wide

And now the perfect brew's by my side

So raise your glass, and drink with me

Here's to the pint of destiny

A dwarf's true treasure, rich and bright

Found at home on this winter's night