Wizards Don't do Snow Days Lyrics

The tower's iced the door won't budge

I tried a spell but the snow holds a grudge

The staff's all frozen my potions too

Even my dragon looks a little blue

The village cries "Save us from frost!"

But my spellbook's buried my wand is lost

I'm the master of fire wind and rain

Yet I can't melt this frozen pain

Wizards don't do snow days it's absurd

We conjure storms with a single word!

But when the snow piles high and the winds attack

Even my magic can't fight back!

Tried summoning heat but the spell backfired

Turned my robes into flames—I'm officially tired

My crystal ball just shows more snow

And my cauldron's frozen it won't even glow

The kids are sledding they're laughing loud

While I'm stuck shoveling head in a cloud

Where's the respect for a wizard so wise?

Instead I'm buried under these winter skies

Wizards don't do snow days it's a fact

But my tower's iced over my spells all cracked!

Summoned a fireball it fizzled out

Winter's the one thing magic's not about!

Give me plagues I'll cast them with flair

Control the elements tear through the air!

But snowflakes? Ice? They've got no rules

Turning mighty wizards into winter fools

Wizards don't do snow days can't you see?

Even sorcerers need a snowplow or three!

I cast a blizzard—I call that fun

But digging out of it? Nope I'm done

So here I stand with a frosty frown

A mighty wizard by snow brought down

Forget the fireballs forget the flame

I'll move to the tropics—snow's to blame!