Farty Party Lyrics

It's Christmas Day, the table's set, turkey, spuds, and sprouts to get

Granny's munching, Dad's all proud, but soon we hear a sound out loud, choo-choo, rumble

Boom! What's that noise in the dining room? The sprouts, they're starting to play their part

It's time for the great big Christmas fart. It's a farty party, oh, what a blast

Who knew those sprouts could make it last? We're dancing round the living room floor

But someone's let one loose once more. Oops, that was Auntie Jean, Uncle Bob's on the scene

We laugh so hard our sides will split at the Christmas dinner sprout fart hit

Mom's gone red, her eyes are wide, the kids are snickering on the side

Cousin Tim tried to sneak away, but his bum gave him away, toot, toot, tootie, toot

Dad's pretending it's not him too, but we all know as we hear the sound

Farty party's going down. It's a farty party, oh, what a blast

Who knew those sprouts could make it last? We're dancing round the living room floor

But someone's let one loose once more. Oops, there goes the dog, now we're stuck in the fog

We laugh so hard our sides will split at the Christmas dinner sprout fart hit

We tried to play a family game, but then the farts came just the same

No card or quiz could stop the sound of everyone tooting all around

It's a farty party, oh, what a show. Grandpa's cheeks are all aglow

We're dancing round, no shame, no fear, farting Christmas cheer this year

There goes Cousin Sue, we've joined a sneaky crew

We'll never forget the fun we had at the farty party, oh, it's so rad