Ticky Tacky Christmas Lyrics

Deck the halls with plastic crap

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Beer can angels in a strap

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Pooping Santas on display

Mooning elves that swing and sway

What a classy holiday!

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Ticky tacky Christmas it's a gaudy scene

Inflatable snowmen drinking booze and looking obscene

Ticky tacky Christmas tasteless to the core

With farting wreaths and naughty gnomes who needs any more?

Naked fairies on the tree

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Santa riding on a pee-pee

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Glitter turkeys on the lawn

Rude reindeer wearing thongs

Sing along to tasteless songs!

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Crotchless stockings hung with care

Bells shaped like butts swing everywhere

Eggnog fountains shaped like boobs

And mistletoe above the loo

Ticky tacky Christmas flashing lights galore

With vomiting snow globes and a sleazy Santa at your door!

Ticky tacky Christmas celebrate in style

With crude and vulgar ornaments that the neighbors will think vile

Flamingos dressed in bondage gear

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A topless snowman's rear appears

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Giant candy canes that glow

With Eat Me signs and naughty bows

It all says Ho ho ho!

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So raise a toast to tasteless cheer

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It's the tackiest time of year!

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Turn the volume up to ten

Farting Santa strikes again

A Ticky Tacky Christmas—Amen!