It’s Almost Christmas Lyrics

Looked at the calendar, what did I see?

Only two weeks left and panic hit me,

No gifts are bought, no lights are strung,

I'm running out of time, my song's unsung.

Last year I swore I'd plan it all,

Be ready before December calls,

But here I am, with nothing done,

How did this happen? I'm always on the run.

Oh, fuck me, it's almost Christmas,

Where did the time go? I can't dismiss this,

I've got no tree, no holiday cheer,

Just a whole lot of stress and a fridge full of beer.

Fuck me, it's almost Christmas Day,

Nothing's wrapped, not even halfway,

I swear next year I'll get ahead,

But for now, it's chaos instead.

Gotta hit the mall, it's a madhouse mess,

With everyone stressed and under duress,

Searching for gifts in aisle five,

Feeling like I'm barely alive.

The line is long, the kids all scream,

Parents holding on to their peppermint dreams,

I grab some socks, I grab a tie,

If I make it out, it'll be a yuletide high.

Oh, fuck me, it's almost Christmas,

Where did the time go? I can't dismiss this,

I've got no tree, no holiday cheer,

Just a whole lot of stress and a fridge full of beer.

Fuck me, it's almost Christmas Day,

Nothing's wrapped, not even halfway,

I swear next year I'll get ahead,

But for now, it's chaos instead.

Eggnog spills, I trip on the lights,

Untangling cords takes me all night,

Cookies burn, the cat's in the tree,

This holiday season is laughing at me.

I swear one day I'll have it planned,

But every year I'm in the same jam,

So here's to the stress, the cheer, the fight,

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Oh, fuck me, it's almost Christmas,

Where did the time go? I can't dismiss this,

I've got no tree, no holiday cheer,

Just a whole lot of stress and a fridge full of beer.

Fuck me, it's almost Christmas Day,

Nothing's wrapped, not even halfway,

I swear next year I'll get ahead,

But for now, it's chaos instead.

So here I am, still making my list,

Caught in the chaos, too late to resist,

I raise a glass, say cheers to the mess,

And toast to another holiday stress.