Cold Inside ft. Marisha Ray Lyrics

Why is it the same time of every year

The rain turns to snow and Whitestone freezes over?

The gnomes and halflings all run inside

And laugh and play around a roaring fire

Winter's Crest you're just not for me

You make me shiver and shake

Even Pâté could see

That you warm people's hearts but mine has a flaw

Please won't you let me thaw?

I'm feeling old

She don't age because she's undead

But I'm feeling bold

She gives unsettlin' presents

Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?

Probably 'cause you're dead

Shut up Chetney!

I'd hug the Dawnfather

I don't think he likes hugs

I'd eat a whole fireball

The acid reflux!

No matter how hard I try I feel so cold inside

Don't worry Laudna I got an idea!

Well what if I were to skitter down your arm and do a little dance

While you sit all snuggled up 'round the toasty fireplace

Would that be enough to melt away the ice?

You're cute Pâté but I still feel so cold inside

What if I baked for you in three-part harmony

Hot Winter's Crest pie with warm Chellerum jelly?

And cut you the hottest burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth slice

That sounds delicious but it would soon turn cold inside

What if I took all my scrap wood and sawdust and wood shavings and I set it all on fire

And it was really hot but if it wasn't hot enough I'd make the fire bigger and the village would be on fire

And I'd be on fire and then you'd be on fire how does that sound do you think that would warm you up?

Chetney I appreciate the effort but I think you're just describing arson

Yeah so what?

I'm feeling old

She don't age because she's undead

But I'm feeling bold

She gives unsettlin' presents

Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?

Well you don't have a heartbeat

Mate I'm warning you!

I'd walk across a wasteland walk across a wasteland

To shake a phoenix by their burning hand la da da da

No matter how hard I try I feel so cold inside

Ba da da da da da

I feel so cold inside

Ba da da da da da

I feel so cold– I'm so cold

Why is it the same time of every year

You act so coy yeah I think you enjoy

To say you're frozen but then you decide

To sit your freezin' bones down by my side

And start meltin' once I get near

I give you the same gift I give you every year

A kiss on the cheek we all know what happens next

Everybody hit the deck!

Why is everybody hidin' all of a sudden? Nobody ever tells me anything–oh my god!

I'm feelin' hot

It's a holiday tradition

And I like it a lot

The great Laudna ignition

Thank the stars in the sky now I feel so warm inside

I tell ya it gets bigger every year

Oh Winter's Crest Oh Winter's Crest

You're the time that I love best

By the end of the night I feel so warm

When we're all together

We can't help but sing along

By the end of the night we feel so warm inside

Ba da da da da da da da da da da da

Every year she burns my goddamn eyebrows off!