Twelve Days of Grogmas ft. Travis Willingham & Ashley Johnson Lyrics

Okay, Grog, now just like we practiced!

On the first day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

A little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the second day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the third day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the fifth day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Ya skipped one

Five pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the six day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Six axes swingin', cuz there was a huge monster attackin', but my axe broke so I got another one and then that one broke so I got another one and I raged on 'em and there was blood all over the place and his guts popped out and I slipped on his guts

Buddies, holiday song, keep it light?

Ok!

Ten pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the seventh day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Seven monsters slayin

Six axes swingin

Twenty pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the…uh...on the…mmm

Uh, Pike, what number was I at?

Eight!

How many fingers is that?

One hand, three fingers, buddies

Oh

On the eighth day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Nine naked ladies

Eight maids to wash me

Seven axes swingin

Six monsters slayin

A hundred pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

Uh, what just happened, Pike?

Key change, just sing a little higher, dude!

Ok

On the tenth day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Ten Lord de Rolos

Nine naked ladies

Eight maids to wash me

Seven axes swingin

Six monsters slayin

A thousand pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

On the eleventh day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

Eleven spicers spicin

Ten Lord de Rolos

Nine naked ladies

Eight somethin' somethin

And a bunch of crap I already said

On the Twelfth day of Grogmas

My Pikey gave to me

What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Oh dingle berries, dingle berries, hanging on my bum

Wrong song, you were on twelve… twelve?

Twelve fighters fighting

Eleven spicers spicin

Ten Lord de Rolos

Nine naked ladies

Eight maids to wash you

Seven axes swingin

Six monsters slayin

A million pints of ale

Four stinky turds

Three, Two, One

Two GoFiBePo's

And a little birdy in the Sun Tree

Good job buddies, you did it!

Thanks!