Münchausen Cat Lady Lyrics

There's a woman I know who lives in the city

She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties

None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet

These cats got diseases that we never seen yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies

Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies

Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights

Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Seizures in the basement

Vomit in the attic

Diarrhea everywhere

It's psychosomatic

She knows what to feed em to make em look sick

Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk

Chocolate and raisins and sometimes whiskey

She never even once gave em any Little Friskies

She never feeds Buffy now she's a skeleton

She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Catzilla's got a cough, Cat Benatar's depressed

Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess

Fluffy's having tremors And Snookums' got the pox

The two having seizures, Slinky and Socks

None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet

These cats got diseases haven't been invented yet

Her veterinary bills are in the hundreds of thousands

Crazy cat lady got M​ü​nchausen's

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies

Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies

Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights

Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

Her veterinary bills are in the hundreds of thousands

She's a crazy cat lady and she's got M​ü​nchausen's (By proxy, y'all)

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

A woman I know who lives in the city

She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties

None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet

These cats got diseases haven't been invented yet

Some of the symptoms I can't even remember

Confusion, cough, seizures and tremors

Diarrhea, vomiting, bipolar depression

Dilated pupils and skin irritation

She knows what to feed em to make em look sick

When they went to London they ate spotted dick

Chocolate and raisins and sometimes whiskey

She never once gave em Any Little Friskies

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats