Dracula Attackula Lyrics

If you are what you eat

Then I am made out of trash

I am therefore I think

Therefore I need to go touch some grass

If you see is what you get

Then get the hell out of dodge

You really dodged a bullet

Can you defuse the bomb?

When I feel like getting higher

I smoke a super computer

And when the end is getting nigher

I get a little bit cuter

If you can't swallow your pride

You do the Heimlich maneuver

Don't just force feed me my lines

Feed me the breakfast of losers

And I invited the dracula into my home

I figured what the hell, give a werewolf a bone

And I contracted the nosferatu curse

I'm not like the other girls I'm definitely worse

If your returning to Saturn

Then I'm the one who delivers

I'm either running for office

Or I'm just running with scissors

They say close only counts in love and war

And death and taxes

And a brand new sense of humor

Is the opiate of the masses

You take advantage

When I feel like getting wired

I start a handful of rumors

That's when I know I'm getting fired

Into the homes of our viewers

And all the stars have aligned

As we present you your future

If you would be so inclined

Feed me the breakfast of losers

And I awoke the godzilla outside our town

He arrived underfed, unenthused, and unannounced

And I welcomed the godzilla to our neighborhood

I'm not like the other girls, I'm barely even good