Mama’s Got a New Tattoo Lyrics

Woke up Sunday mornin' sun bright in my eyes

Got a call from Mama thought it was just "Hi"

But she sounded different a little too loud

Then she said "Guess what?"—and she sounded proud

Mama's got a new tattoo who'd believe it's true?

A heart on her arm with "Born to Booze"

She went out dancin' got carried away

Now Mama's got ink that won't fade away

She said "I'm feelin' young so don't you judge

Me and the girls hit the club with a grudge"

Got dared by her friend who just turned sixty

Now Mama's inked up like a rockstar gypsy

Yeah Mama's got a new tattoo a rose and a snake

And a martini glass for good ol' sake

She's struttin' her stuff showin' it off

And I'm tryin' not to laugh but it's tough

Went to Sunday service thinkin' she'd hide

But she rolled up her sleeve said "No shame just pride!"

Pastor's eyes bulged the choir went mute

Now Mama's the talk of the church dispute

Mama's got a new tattoo who'd ever guess?

Swappin' her pearls for leather I confess

Now all her friends want a little ink too

Next thing I know it'll be Grandma too!

Now she's teachin' me how to "live a little wild"

"Get outta your comfort just act like a child"

She's plannin' a sleeve goin' all the way

With skulls roses and a bird of prey

So here's to the mamas who go all in

Who prove that adventure can start at the end

If your mama calls you soundin' too true

Just know she might have a fresh tattoo!