I Proposed to the Wrong Girl Lyrics

Went down on one knee at the county fair,

Ring in my hand, nerves in the air.

Had my sights on Mary, love of my life,

But things took a turn, and now I'm in strife.

I proposed to the wrong girl, in front of the town,

Thought it was Mary, but it's Lisa Brown!

Now she's cryin' happy, callin' her mom,

And I'm standin' here sweatin', knowin' I'm gone.

Crowd's cheerin' loud, folks snappin' pics,

I'm too far in, can't pull no tricks.

Mary's in the corner, jaw on the ground,

And Lisa's hollerin' "Yes!" all around.

Yeah, I proposed to the wrong girl, and now it's done,

She's showin' the ring to everyone.

My friends are laughin', my head's in a spin,

Tryin' to figure out how to get out again.

Now her family's huggin' me, passin' champagne,

And I'm thinkin' "This proposal's a runaway train."

Lisa's talkin' dates, settin' up plans,

While Mary's givin' me "You blew it" stares.

I proposed to the wrong girl, it's gettin' wild,

Now her uncle's callin' me his "favorite child."

Guess I'm in too deep, playin' the fool,

Tryin' to backtrack, breakin' every rule.

Now I'm stuck with Lisa, no way to retreat,

Next thing I know, they're choosin' the suite.

She's already plannin' the honeymoon,

And I'm wishin' I'd disappeared by noon.

So here's to the boys who mess up like me,

Who try to propose, but fail miserably.

Next time I'll check who's by my side,

So I don't end up with a surprise bride!