Henny on the High Seas Lyrics

Arrgh, me matey, lately I've got to stressing,

me cousin caught scurvy and can't assist us

With sailing

Why are

they hating

Lately we've been debating,

Is it cause the crew's fresher or Rizz is intimidating?

Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any

We throw racks to us its just pennies

Keep our gold at chest and it's buried I

Said, can I climb aboard, that's a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas

We're no Geminis but I cannot lie

I eat Kraken like Calamari

It was sea of thieves' summer

Me ship dropped its anchor we heard the local tavern's already

Playing this banger

I'm a headhunter, stunner, ship with a great rudder, that is not a euphemism,

Get ye mind out the gutter

Take your L's, those aren't mine,

keep your red cup, I got a stein

Cutlas on my hip, you keep a Nine?

I Ran into ye lass, and said ahoy

Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any

We throw racks to us its just pennies

Keep our gold at chest and it's buried I

Said, can I climb aboard, that's a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas

We're no Geminis' but I cannot lie

We eat Kraken like Calamari

I'm Blackbeard but actually black

No beard

Just this five o clock shadow up on my chinny

Right there

My hobbies include

Making land lubbers run scared

Parked me ship in Daytona beach

Got a ticket

Don't care

We met Mr Sparrow

I call him Jack

in Lauderdale

Crew had steaks with Morgan

He said drop the captain

But that was weird.

Bro

My ship,

And your ship?

Look different.

This parrot on my shoulder

In his own words even dissed it.

Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any

We throw racks to us its just pennies

Keep our gold in chests and it's buried I

Said, can I climb aboard, thats a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas

I'm no Gemini but I cannot lie

I eat Kraken like Calamari