Lemme Drive Da Boat Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen,

This is your captain Ace speaking

A bit about me, I took out all the money in my Roth IRA

And bought this boat, baby

Yeah!

What's a penalty?

As we sail,

I'd like to remind you of the captain's policy

That this ship only sells

One-way tickets

That's right

No refunds

No checks

No cash exchanges

There's no turning back, man, there's no turning back

As we approach the island,

The crew and I

Would like to take this opportunity

To give you a warm, boozy welcome to

Adventure Island

Y'all say, ay, yuh and auh,

Me I say things like ahoy and arrgh

Resume says I'm a sailing bard,

The seas who we raise our tankards tard

I used to have me a boring job

New job jigging

When they play our songs

And it's four on the floor

When the Wellermans on

And we stomp till the DJ

Gets pissed off, oh

ARGH yee land lubbers

im bout to drink till I'm white claw wasted

Oh my gosh

That's a terrible Hennesy

I'm not an alcoholic,

I'm not an alcoholic

I'm just a pirate,

I'm a committed pirate

It's like pirate method acting

Adventure Island

You should not have disembarked,

If you're afraid of sharks

Or cutlases that cut you quick

And leave you in the dark

Captain of the ship

My crew's aboard

We all got vices

Kodak Black I drive the boat

though I'm a bum without his license, homie