Desperation Mustache Lyrics

There is so much out of my control these days

I think I'm gonna cry

I want something big to come along and change my ways

But I don't wanna try

Staring through the mirror at my face

My barren upper lip will be the place

(I'm gonna grow a)

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache

Pencil thin, a waxed spin, handles down to my chin

It's unequivocal!

No follicle of doubt will sprout, it draws you in

It's so individual!

I'm not one to panic or be rash

But it's too late, my razor's in the trash

(I'm gonna grow a)

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache

My desperation mustache will grow all by itself

My desperation mustache will make me somebody else

Oh it doesn't seem so weird

After the mustache I think I'll grow a beard

Weeks go by, dream slowly dies, I wonder if I'm cursed

I think I'm gonna cry

Patchy, scratchy, tacky, terse, oh it's so much worse

But look how hard I tried

Staring through the mirror at my face

Why can't something better take its place

(I'm gonna grow a)

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache

Desperation mustache