Fat Bastard Lyrics

Fat bottomed girl with her vacuum machine and

Playing her music loud

Don't she EVER realise with that noise

She's bringing the tenement down

Every day at two she starts to clean her casa

You try to complain and all you get is "¡¿QUE PASA?!"

You bang on the wall you knock , on her door

She smiles and looks at you, like she couldn't care at all

This will carry on every day as far as I can see

So I will take an AK47 and shoot her in the knees

Then I'd get a hunting knife and stab her in the head

Then I'd get my siesta and she'd be dead in the end

You bang on the wall you knock, on her door

She smiles and looks at you, like she couldn't care at all

So go go go go get yourself a life, don't be so sad… Fat bastard

Life is like a handful of sand, and it will slip thru your hands

So get get get off my back in time… And you won't get hurt

There some people like you that just don't know when enough is enough

If you wanna be annoyed... Who you gonna call? Fat bastard

The neighbours downstairs are trying to have a nap (¡A SIESTA!)

But that big fat bottom cow thinks it's a bloody fiesta

Hum, I've just met the other day the perfect guy for you…

A silly boy in a club wearing big red clown shoes

Just want you let me be, I'm a man who slumbers till his heart's content

Even though is in the afternoon!!!

So go go go go get yourself a life, don't be so sad… Fat bastard

Life is like a handful of sand, and it will slip thru your hands

So get get get off my back in time… And you won't get hurt

There some people like you that just don't know when enough is enough

Na na na na…

If you wanna be annoyed… Who you gonna call? Fat Bastard!

If you wanna get screwed…Who you gonna call? Fat Bastard!