Chem Blues Lyrics

Woke up this morning I was all bent out of shape

I tried and tried to make it right but there was no escape

Whoa formulas don't make no sense and moles seem awful strange

Lord I think I'm undergoing a chemical change

I'm turnin' blue

Lord you know it must be true

Mmm I got the so bad I'm feeling awful sad

Now I'm stuck in lab with the Chemistry Blues

I got high potential energy I'm not feeling very stable

As my eyes go wanderin' up and down that old periodic table

I got lab reports to write up ooh I got molecules to build

But my bonds they all been broken and my orbitals ain't filled

I'm turning blue

Lord you know it must be true

Must be true

I got the lowdown I'm feelin' so down

Cause' I'm a class clown with the chemistry blues

Safety goggles giving me a headache

Litmus test I think I'm gonna fail

I got such acid indigestion

My pH is gonna drop right off the scale

Can't tell a sulfate from a nitrate

Percent composition's such a bore

Maybe I'll drink some ethyl chloride

Or take a bath in H2SO4

Woke up this morning I was still bent out of shape

I tried and tried to make it right but there was no escape

You think I'd be an expert after all the hard work and toil

But my mind's about as solid as Rutherford's gold foil

I'm turning blue

Lord you know it must be true

I got the so bad I'm feeling awful sad

Now I'm stuck in lab with the Chemistry Blues

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