Mason the Car Wash Guru Lyrics

In the town where engines purr and play

Where wheels spin fast and tires sway

There stands a man with hands so skilled

They call him Mason the car wash thrill

With every drop of water's tease

He coaxes out each car's mysteries

A craftsman with a naughty knack

Turning dull to shiny bringing that sparkle back

His touch is magic his rubs so slick

Every surface gleams with Mason's quick

From classic curves to modern lines

He knows just how to make them shine

In suds and foam he finds his game

Polishing bumpers—oh he's not tame

For Mason knows it's more than just sheen

It's the art of a ride that's truly clean

So if your ride's been a little naughty

And needs a guru who's a bit haughty

Roll up to Mason don't you stall

He'll make your car the fairest of them all

His touch is magic his rubs so slick

Every surface gleams with Mason's quick

From classic curves to modern lines

He knows just how to make them shine

In suds and foam he finds his game

Polishing bumpers—oh he's not tame

For Mason knows it's more than just sheen

It's the art of a ride that's truly clean

So if your ride's been a little naughty

And needs a guru who's a bit haughty

Roll up to Mason don't you stall

He'll make your car the fairest of them all