Glory of the Pasta ft. Phillip Lanos & Kits.AI Lyrics

Well hello humans I've been wanting to see you

For quite a long damn while. I've been trapped in

This thearter from many years it's fucking wild

Can you help me, little ones

Right here I have a plate, for any of you damn souls

My noodles need love, my meatballs need touching

My marinade is cold

Are you able, to Warm me up

I see some tasty treats for my noodles to touch

put my meatballs in your mouth and you'll see Gods love

Pray with me and you'll see the glory of the Pasta

Bow down to your Noodley Flying Speggeti Monster

Who's next to be sacrificed

Cause that Woman was an Appetizer

What can feed this Monsters

I can lift you even higher

Take this chance and come with me

To be my willing slaves

No heroes here to save the day

I see some tasty treats for my noodles to touch

put my meatballs in your mouth and you'll see Gods love

Pray with me and you'll see the glory of the Pasta

Bow down to your Noodley Flying Speggeti Monster

What if…what if we can persuade you another way

We perform our musical for you and then you have to

Let us go. But if not, all of us will be at your service and

Do whatever you want

What!? No this is your doing.

Your the one that ordered that stupid Amulet and made the wish

Children, children calm down, it was me

I ordered it because I wanted something nice on one of my noodly appendages but someone stole it! You know what, I don't care about your stupid Restaurant musical, like what is it even about? They say to write what you Know but damn it's boring. just find that Amulet and give it to me and I'll find aWay to reverse the wishes

Do you trust in the Holy one

Do you trust in God

Am I the devil in disguise

I'm the monster, I'm the star

Little Creepy Purgatory Pizzeria

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