White Wine Vampires ft. Mitch Barker & Kits.AI Lyrics

Currently we are doing a scene about white wine vampires

This musical is an analogy for restaurant work life

So whose playing the bartender, why isn't she here

Did something happen to her? We must keep our act together today

Time is money and we're wasting it

We have to make this musical perfect

Thank god this is just a rehearsal

We need to improve

Sorry I was in the bathroom, I'll start from the top

Once more with feeling

Let's dim the lights, and add some red. Lower the scrim

Add the fog

I am the bartender serving you some wine

I am the bartender serving you some wine

Vampire 1 you need to say your lines, what are you doin

Vampire 2 why are looking at us like that now

Omg shit you're bitting her neck

This isn't method acting this is meth head acting

What the fuck is happening

I don't know what happened.

These fake teeth are now mine

Don't put that spotlight on me

Oh FUCK THE WINDOW AAAAAAAAAHHHH

Oh no, Vampire 2 is DEAD

Oh shit how did this happen

We're all gonna diiiiiiiie