California Lyrics

The weather's always good in California

No hurricanes no 110 degrees

No cyclones no raid drones

No deep freeze

People don't really hate one another

They're all sisters and brothers

All that hippie love

Enough to go around

They're fucking in the street

All day long

Everybody's got a bong

Wear sundresses

Go to weddings and play golf

And everybody's rich in California

Plastic surgery's free no one looks like me

And the water is a precious flowing nectar

There's plenty to go around

The beaches have those string bikinis

Abundant breast and ass

And that's just the men

Man it's got to be heaven in California

San Francisco parks and LA fame

Everybody's famous in California

Nobody there even knows my name

Wanna get my belly rubbed in San Diego

Lay there like a dog too old to hunt

Nobody eats meat in California

But there's plenty food and other things

To munch

And Hollywood don't need a one way ticket

There's a golden globe just waiting there for all

And everyone's so high they getting dizzy

But they're ain't no rocky ground on which to fall

Ain't nobody homeless ain't nobody hungry

Ain't nobody every got a tan line

The weather's always good in California

The weather's always good in California