Sorry For Your Bad Luck Lyrics

Sorry to hear about your chauffeur quitting

Heard you took quite the blow

Your stack hasn't shifted from where I'm sitting

But I've never seen you so low

Guess you'll have to drive yourself out now

It's just a shame you really don't know how

Well, when you're walking and your alligator shoes get scuffed

I hope your situation hits you like a camo truck

Sorry for your bad luck

And all around me there's people whinging

Bout what they ain't got

Is it necessary? I ask while cringing

Cause I bet it's not

There's people living who can't afford to live

And there's people ain't giving and they really could afford to give

Capitalism has run amuck, and I know

You're worried bout engagement on your timeline man that sucks

Sorry for your bad luck

Another hint for the tone-deaf winners

I would watch my words

See you're not a loser by any metric

And you sound absurd

To complain that you have lost 100 grand

(Probably on crypto or something)

You know as well as I do you got it hidden right in your other hand

You got it better than these other schmucks

Bud, I know you're smart don't let this leave you dumbstruck

Sorry bout your bad luck

(Solo!)

My mom would say it when I didn't want dinner

Or to do my chores

God forbid I had to get off the Xbox

Or I said I was bored (she's like)

"How am I supposed to feel bad for you?

Bob, I got like 6 more important things that I really gotta to do

You've got your head way up your butt

I just don't have the time to help you get it unstuck

But I'm sorry for your bad luck"

Get fucked