The Great Resignation Lyrics

Okay, let's see here

Your Name

Your Address

City, State, ZIP Code

Email Address

Phone Number

And Date

Recipient's Name

Recipient's Position

Company Name

Company Address

City, State, ZIP Code

Letterheads are so fucking stupid

Right?

To whom it may concern

I wanna say

Fuck you!

You think the wage you pay me is commensurate to the value I provide?

Fuck you!

You think we're all just here to be your scapegoats and whipping boys?

Fuck you!

You think you can keep your boot on my neck?

Well I've got news for you!

Consider this my immediate resignation from this hellhole of a job

I can't stand another second of the incompetence, the endless bullshit, and the absolute disregard for anything remotely resembling a functional fucking work environment

You have created a toxic cesspool where good ideas go to die and where mediocrity is not only accepted, but celebrated

Yay Jim!

The way this place is run is an absolute joke, and I refuse to waste any more of my time being part of this farce, this mutually agreed upon fantasy, this utterly abysmal abomination of an association

To whom it may concern

I wanna say

Fuck you!

You think I'll sit idly by while you piss away the only truly finite resource I possess in exchange for fiat currency?

Fuck you!

You think you can hide behind your sheep when shit hits the fan?

Fuck you!

You think you can fuck me without at least taking me to dinner first?

Well I've got news for you!

To my so-called "colleagues," who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag

Yay Jim!

And to the management team, who couldn't lead anything out of a wet cardboard box, consider this my official notice

I'm out of this bitch, you bitch!

You hear that shit Karen?

Help carry my shit Karen!

You've got my banking info, deposit that final check!

Effective immediately, I'm gone

Don't bother trying to contact me, and don't expect me to give two shits about any "transition period" or "handover process"

I won't be here, and frankly, I don't care

To whom it may concern

I wanna say

Fuck you!

This shit ain't worth my time!

Fuck you!

This shit ain't worth the effort!

Fuck you!

This shit ain't worth the pain!

Fuck you!

Good riddance

If you absolutely must contact me, the best number to reach me at is

Four twenty, go fuck yourself

Cheers and eat shit