Beach Front Property Lyrics

I got me a place in Pine Bluff

Neighbors thought they'd never swim

But I brought all my beach stuff

Thank Jesus for global warmin'

Set my chair up in the driveway

Watched the waters rollin' in

Fish are bitin' by the highway

And my sunburn's settin' in

Ice caps melting

Damn it's sweltrin'

Copper T

Beach front property

Pine Bluff Hilton

Cabana bar built in

Getting sloppy

Beach front property

The water whooshed in

No more Houston

Call me Papi

Beach front property

No more NOLA

Only red sola

Do you copy

Beach front property

Come on down and visit Pine Bluff

We've got waves instead of streets

When life's a beach and you've got it tough

Grab a drink and kick up your feet

The value of land going up in price

While the world's a drownin' scene

Here's to our little paradise

Where we live like kings and queens

Caps melting

Damn it's sweltrin'

Copper T

Beach front property

Pine Bluff Hilton

Cabana bar built in

Getting sloppy

Beach front property

The water whooshed in

No more Houston

Call me Papi

Beach front property

No more NOLA

Only red sola

Do you copy

Beach front property

Rhonda Jane

Why is there hairspray where my beer is supposed to be

Beach front property

Got that beach front property

Yeah

Beach front property

Rhonda Jane

Bring me another beer