Dumpster Dan ft. The Trumpeting Tromboners Lyrics

Up at dawn, the world's still asleep,

But I'm out here on the lonely street.

I know what you're hiding, what you're trying to ditch,

From the crumpled-up notes to the lottery... OWW!

You think it's gone, just tossed away,

But I'm the one who knows what you won't say.

From the stuff you love to the things you can't stand,

I'm the trash talk master with a plan in hand!

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

I know your secrets, yeah, I know your scam.

From the backyard gossip to the front porch lie,

Your life's in the trash, and I'm your guy.

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

Every dirty secret and that old afghan,

You can't hide a thing, from Dumpster Dan,

Yeah, I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

One can learn a lot from the things you toss,

The dreams you've sown and the loves you've lost.

I see the wrappers from the fast food spree,

And the condoms you got from the clinic for free.

You think it's gone, forgotten and burned,

But you don't know the things I've learned.

From the things you fear to the things you plan,

I'm the trash talk king with the upper hand!

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

I know your secrets, yeah, I know your scam.

From the backyard gossip to the front porch lie,

Your life's in the trash, and I'm your guy.

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

Every dirty secret and that old afghan,

You can't hide a thing, from Dumpster Dan,

Yeah, I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

When the sun goes down and you think it's safe,

I'm the one who's there, cleaning up your place.

Every little secret that you try to hide,

Ends up in my truck for a midnight ride!

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

I'm the garbage man, where's your garbage can?

G, A, R, B, A, G, E

That's me!

So next time you think you've got a clean slate,

Remember who's out here, clearing your plate.

I'm the garbage man, I stalk you when I can,

Where's your garbage can?

Where's your garbage can?

Where's your garbage can?