KILL YOUR HOA Lyrics

HOA

HOA

HOA

Oh aye

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill em

Let's brainstorm.

How should we kill each member of the HOA?

Poison slipped in a drink?

A silent death before they think.

Knife to the back in the dark of night?

No escape, no chance to fight.

Bullet fired from far away?

Sniper's shot, their final day.

Pushed from high, they fall with dread?

They'll hit the ground, and then they're dead.

Strangled tight with rope or cord?

They gasp for air, but none's restored.

Bludgeoned hard with a heavy stone?

Crack their skull, then leave em alone.

Tied and bound, left to drown?

In the depths, they won't be found.

Hit and run as the car speeds away?

Bloodied, lying still, dying where they lay.

Let's brainstorm!

Poisoned gas that fills the room?

They breathe it in and meet their doom.

Pushed in front of a speeding train?

Quick and cruel, but life's the same.

Thrown into a roaring fire?

Flames consume them, their life expires.

Suffocated, a pillow held tight?

Their breath is stolen late at night.

Drowned in a bath as they fight?

The water wins despite their might.

Crushed beneath falling rocks?

No way out, they leave in a box.

Tossed into a pit forever deep?

Then buried alive, eternal sleep.

Hit with a bat in a darkened room?

A blow to the head, sealed in gloom.

Kill em

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill em

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill

Kill em all

Kill em

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill em

Kill em

Kill em all

Oh hey there

I'm Linda and I'm with your HOA

Oh god

Why

Why are you looking at me like that

Help

Help

Help!

Kill your HOA

Kill your HOA