May Lyrics

Oh Peter, Peter sit down

I have a story to tell you

About how I met your Aunt May

Back in the day

It was 74 and a little bit

After the war

I was stationed in Laos

And May walked in wearing A blouse

Slightly unbuttoned

And I couldn't do nothing

But stare at the most

Beautiful girl in the world

Who is that?

What's her name?

I have to know, I'm going insane

It's not Lois Lane,

I don't Jnow what else to say

It's May

I can't believe my eyes,

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

And I will have her for Myself even if

I have to kill

Someone else

Now Miss Parker likes her

Men just a little darker

And I was there by her side

In the thick of it

We traveled the world and

Spent the nights in bed

And we never got sick of it

I Never thought it would come to an end

But I was backstabbed by a

Friend named Ben

I can't believe my eyes,

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

And I will have her for

Myself even if I have to kill

Someone else

Now May left me for

Another guy

He didn't kill People, he had both his eyes

He is from Brooklyn and I'm not

I told her that New York is dangerous, y'all

Be careful and don't get shot

Ben and May got Married and had a good life

Ben was lucky he found a

Good wife

Who was mine

Out in the field

I have a new life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D

I'm watching you, Ben, I see

You when you leave

I can't shake this feeling, it

Is hard to believe

It is driving me mad, I hate

To do it

But if I can't be happy

I'm Just gonna have to make

May really sad

I got you in my sights

Tonight, the night that it goes down

Pop, pop, pop,

I see Ben go

Down

And I run with the gun

I can't believe my eyes,

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

And I will have her for

Myself even if I have to kill

Someone else

I can't believe my eye,

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

I will have her for myself even if I have to kill

Someone else

I am not sorry

I took out Uncle Ben, you were mine in the beginning

And you'll be mine in the End, Aunt May

I can't believe my eye,

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

And I will have her for

Myself even if I have to kill

Someone else

It's May, it's May, okay

She's gonna be a great spy

Someday, someday

I will have her for myself

Even if I have to kill

Someone else