True Death Lyrics

Oh Sookie

Oh Sookie

It is time for the true death

Oh Sookie stack house

I'm fixing to blow

Your back out and

Send old gaye ass bill packing

When he sees you backing

That thang up and it will

Be so damn ill

As you scream out

You're not welcome here

No more Bill

While I'm digging

Them guts out

On the floor

I love watchin' true blood, it gets the blood flowin

One minute I'm soft and the next thing without me knowin

I'm on guard, because I'm super hard

The true death

The true death

The true Death

Sookie Sookie

Ahhhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death

Oh Tara,

I'd love to see you

With no mascara

So why don't you stick

Around until the mornin

So we can start bonin'

With your mom's moanin

Oh Jesus, they won't believe us,

But it's in her throat

And she's runnin' out of breath,

Please save us

He's givin' her the true death

Oh Jessica Hamby,

I bet you taste like candy

A little red-headed mink

Who's meat is super dandy

So damn dandy

Watch out, I'm about to pop

Oh Sookie,

I love it when you're on top

Oh Sookie, Sookie

The true death

The true death

The true death

Sookie Sookie

Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death

Oh Maryanne

what's your plan

I see you over there shaking

so grab it in your hands

Oh

Well

Well

Well

Pam is gushin' water,

I guess it is time to plug that dam

It is so pretty and pink,

Why does it feel like spam

When I jam

The true death into your uncooked clam

Mmmmmm Pam

Pop those teeth and sink them in,

Oh, what a relief

The true death

The true death

The true death

Sookie Sookie

Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death

Oh, I know that you're from a different show

But I wanna see Buffy gettin' down with the flow

A little faith added in for good measure

Double the fun, mmm, double the

Oh, I know that you're from a different show

But I wanna see Buffy gettin' down with the flow

A little faith added in for good measure

Double the fun, mmm, double the pleasure

Oh Elvira,

oh how I admire

Those fun bags, they're not bad

For an old hag

In 84 I would've hit it raw

From the back

in the sack

Or inside a hearse or in a Cadillac

I know that you're into Josie and the Pussycats

Don't be a hillbilly,

But I'll stake the shit out of Lily

I'd hit so hard it would knock her brains out silly

A stupid grandpa would use that old black magic

To keep things from gettin' tragic

Dear Morticia, you're a dish, ya

I bet it tastes like chicken, but smells like fish, ya

Oh, don't you worry, Samantha

Sabrina, Agatha, Rowena, and Willow

I got enough fire to make all you silly witches

Bite the pillow, make no mistake

You're gettin' burned at the stake

Give them that true death

Give them that true death

Give them that goddamn true death

Give them that true death

Give them that goddamn true death

Oh Sookie

You're gettin' that true death

Oh Sookie Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Oh Sookie Sookie

Sookie Sookie

Oh Sookie Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

The true death

The true death

The true death

The true Death

Ahhhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death

Give them that true death

Give them that true death

Give them that goddamn true death

Oh Sookie Sookie

The true death

You're getting that true death

Oh Sookie Sookie

The true Death

The True Death

Sookie Sookie

Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death

Oh Sookie Sookie

Sookie Sookie

The true death

The true death

The True death

Sookie Sookie

Sookie Sookie

Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya true death

The true death

Sookie Sookie

Ahhh Sookie

I'll give ya the true death

Make no mistake

You're getting staked

When I beat off them brakes

Until there's nothing left

That's how you give em

The True Death