
My Bitch Ex-Wife Poisoned Me Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Sat on a park bench having an afternoon snack
Little did I know that this was a heartless attack
My ex-wife Lisa just had to have the last laugh
Well sorry Lisa I hate you so much
I hate you so much
Me and my Lisa we had just a perfect romance
Then one day I saw my Lisa with Lin-Manuel Miranda and his ugly little pants
I said what's this I see
She said shut up here's the divorce decree
Now I'm back on the park bench just chewing up on my trail mix
And guess what Lisa you win
I ate the arsenic
Lisa's the arsonist
And everyone dies in the end