Sheriff Greg Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
A rootin tootin cowboy man
Riding around in a big white van
Wake up in the morning and put on his boots
Many a man he wants to shoot
Yeehaw howdy and a yippee kai yay
A registered sex offender as of today
He thinks that childrens' bodies are dandy
So he lures them into his van with free candy
He thinks libs are bad and minors are good
And he's coming down to your neighborhood
A rootin tootin cowboy man
Riding around in a big white van
Wake up in the morning and put on his boots
Many a man he wants to shoot