Otoboke Beaver Lyrics

Them girls are smarter

Than me, hell it's scary

Can't call them girls

Anymore, they're

Just about to break

Everything we ever

Thought about women

And men, women and

Women, fans

And stars and makeup

Applause, beauty

Obscenity, feminine

Masculinity, wish I could

Be the man that

Could take them to

Church on a Sunday

Picnic with egg salad

Swim in the mountains

Skiing at Aspen

Would they hammer me

Senseless and break

Down my fences and

Save me from burning

Revealing my turning

Drink all my essence

Steal all that's pleasant

Would they be a good Mama

Would they stab my

Wooden heart with a

stake

Them girls are better

Than me, smarter, pretty

Salacious, flirtatious

Young, young, younger

Than I was 40 years ago

Maybe Frank Zappa

Might have compared

But he not that hot

Maybe in 10 years no one

Might care, but I think

They're the best that We've got

Them women is scary

Them girls is smarter

Their storm in the

Kitchen giving birth to the

Death of our old way of

Doing whatever has kept

Us from failing at power

Perhaps the new hour is

All that they need

I think the singer might

Kill me, the guitar player

Punk me, I'd marry the

Drummer and cuss out

The bass player

And just in the honor of

Saying wow, what a

Crazy fucking band