Lady Lyrics

I'm just a small town country boy

I like drinking my whiskey and shooting pool

I like to sit back in my truck

Ice cold beer to keep me cool

Most of the time I'm misunderstood

I'm a man and a man has needs

So mind your own now, just like you should

For I'll kick ya in your goddamn knees

The transgender lady sucks me off

And that's the way God meant it to be

And if not, let that motherfucker strike me down

She looks like a woman to me

I like the small town honky-tonks

Some place the city folk never go

A place where I can feel just like myself

Where I don't need to put on a show

Later on, when the mood is right

I might drive towards those city lights

Find someone and give em all my love

Sometimes my wife just ain't enough

Transgenders like to suck my balls

And that's the way God meant it to be

And if not, let that motherfucker strike me down

She looks like a woman to me

I don't believe in all your labels

I've been on this earth for enough years

To know myself and I know I ain't no goddamn queer

Y'all listen here

I like to take her from behind

So she don't have to see my tears

I ain't gay, but I just can't lie

That is the sum of all my fears

The transgender lady sucks me off

And that's the way God intended it to be

And if not, let that motherfucker strike me down

She looks like a woman to me

Looks like a woman to me

You tell me

Looks like a woman to me