Saddest Clown Lyrics

Purple flamingos

Chasing desert rats

Around a Giant Oompa Loompa

With a baseball bat

Know I've seen this

And you've seen that

Like scissoring sisters

Back to back in the back of

A black Cadillac

But there is one thing

That always makes me smile

One thing that works every time

It ain't the tats on your grandma's face

There's only one thing that wins the race

It's every time I see the

Leather chaps

On the saddest clown

With his satin gown

He's the mayor of this town

I found Jesus

Giving out handies in a parking lot

While the devil's doing danger wanks

In a hotel flower pot

While the litigating neanderthals

Throw machetes in their bare skin overalls

But there is only one thing

That always makes me smile

One thing that makes

My life worth while

Leather chaps

On the saddest clown

With his satin gown

He's the major of this town

Look to the sky I'm flying high

Above you all I'm dropping

Booty bombs better run and hide

Leather chaps

On the saddest clown

With his satin gown

He's the major of this town