Superalcoholic Expertlyobnoxious Lyrics

I don't do hard drugs, I bash them up first

Won't stop enjoying life till I'm in a hearse

Hail, hail, the dealer's here

That key was the first thing I felt all year

Now my sky's no longer cloudy

Cos I got a text saying outside, black audi

The come down lasts all week

For the hurried hedonism I can't help but seek

True love told me she hates me

Is a waste of space my true destiny?

Just another one of the forgotten

Dwell forever down here at rock bottom

I'm superalcoholic, expertlyobnoxious

Sniff till I bleed and I drink till I'm unconscious

Don't need your help, don't want your diagnosis

I'm happy in who I am

I'm superalcoholic expertlyobnoxious

From bad to worse and back again

I joined the army of the living dead

Every day the same, it never varies

I've had enough hangovers and Hail Mary's

Swallow pills, stuff amphetamines

I ain't Welsh but call me Gary Speed

Cos who the fuck are you to make the rules I am what I am, do what I do

I bought it all from class A to C

No I'm not sharing, it's all for me

Is it so bad, is it really a crime

If all I want to do is waste my life

Super alcoholic, expertly obnoxious

Sniff till I bleed and I drink till I'm unconscious

Don't need your help, don't want your diagnosis

I'm happy in who I am

I'm super alcoholic, expertly

I don't do drugs, I bust them up first

Won't stop enjoying life till I'm in a hurse Hail, hail, the dealer's here

That key was the first thing I felt all year Now my sky's no longer cloudy

Cos I got a text saying outside black audi

A key full of powder helps the medicine go down

Medicine go down, medicine go down

A key full of powder helps the medicine go down

I've been on the shines all day

I've always told you before, I don't like you smoking roll-ups

And I don't like you smoking, er, drinking my beer

When you come to my house, when you come to my house

It's a man's right, this is a man's right to get drunk

He's not allowed to get disorderly

Hey, well you'll get bloody disorderly

When you enter the drink, you're an educated man, OK

When you've had a drink, you're a fucking maniac, OK

Anyway, I'll give you a drink, OK