Pyramid Geezers Lyrics

The systems last stand on Napoleon Hill

Their own Waterloo with multicoloured pills

All the slaves of the new Tutankhamun

Bought bullshit's ticket on a rocket to the moon

Swallowing the fickle fishermen's hooks

Vintage villain recipes with brand new cooks

Click the link, pay for the course

Throw open your gates for a Trojan horse

Multi-level maniacs, Pyramid Geezers

Empty emperors will be the new caesars

For the small price of your eternal soul

You can conquer Carthage and ravage old Rome

Artful illusionists selling small dreams

All the lies so beautiful to believe

Gamble everything on lucky number seven

And bring your babies to grinning King Herod

Civilisation's ancient experiments

In selling psychotic pseudoscience

Nothing to lose but all your hopes and dreams

To sick scams and get rich quick schemes

It's a big old club and you can be in it

Just give us your card number and security digits

Multi-level maniacs, Pyramid Geezers

Empty emperors will be the new caesars

For the small price of your eternal soul

You can conquer Carthage and ravage old Rome

Artful illusionists selling small dreams

All the lies so beautiful to believe

If I just work hard I'll be a millionaire

Cause capitalism is always fair

I've not been this sure since

I gave all my savings to Nigeria's crown prince

Absolutely anyone who's worse off

They just didn't wish for wealth hard enough

Work smart not hard you stupid bitch

With one simple trick I bought Brooklyn Bridge

Multi-level maniacs, Pyramid Geezers

Empty emperors will be the new caesars

For the small price of your eternal soul

You can conquer Carthage and ravage old Rome

Artful illusionists selling small dreams

All the lies so beautiful to believe

Multi-level maniacs, Pyramid Geezers

Empty emperors will be the new caesars

For the small price of your eternal soul

You can conquer Carthage and ravage old Rome

Artful illusionists selling small dreams

All the lies so beautiful to believe