The Art of Wipin' Proper Lyrics

Well, gather 'round my friends and listen close

I've got a lesson that's worth the roast

It's about a subject that we all know

But no one talks about, just imagine that, yo

It's the art of wipin' proper, my dear

A skill that's vital, far and near

So grab your TP, or a leaf, or two

And learn the right way to see it through

Now, don't be shy, and don't be tough

Gentle strokes will surely do the stuff

From front to back, keep it all in line

Or you might find yourself in quite a bind

It's the art of wipin' proper, my dear

A skill that's vital, far and near

So grab your TP, or a leaf, or two

And learn the right way to see it through

When you're done wipin', give a look

If there's still skid marks, don't give up the hook

Wipe again, my friend, until it's clean

And you'll avoid the awkward public scene

It's the art of wipin' proper, my dear

A skill that's vital, far and near

So grab your TP, or a leaf, or two

And learn the right way to see it through

Now, don't forget to wash your hands

With soap and water, as per the plans

And you'll be good, you'll be just fine

A true wipin' artist, a master of time

It's the art of wipin' proper, my dear

A skill that's vital, far and near

So grab your TP, or a leaf, or two

And learn the right way to see it through

It's the art of wipin' proper, my dear

A skill that's vital, far and near

So grab your TP, or a leaf, or two

And learn the right way to see it through