It's A Stinky Strife Lyrics

I woke up this mornin', my world crumblin' down

My man's fart was so loud, it shook this ol' town

It was like a freight train, comin' straight for me

I thought the apocalypse, was finally set free

Hold your breath, brace for the blast

You never know when the gas will pass

Farts, farts, they're everywhere

Silent but deadly, they just don't care

Farts, farts, they're takin' over my life

I'm a prisoner of toot, it's a stinky strife

We were at the dinner table, eatin' our Sunday best

My aunt let one rip, and it was a real mess

The dog started coughin', the cat ran away

I thought I was gonna die, from the smell of that day

Hold your breath, brace for the blast

You never know when the gas will pass

Farts, farts, they're everywhere

Silent but deadly, they just don't care

Farts, farts, they're takin' over my life

I'm a prisoner of toot, it's a stinky strife

I went to the doctor, said "Doc, what's the deal?"

He said "You're just gassy, it's just the way you feel"

But I know the truth, it's a conspiracy

Farts are takin' over, it's a stinky symphony

Hold your breath, brace for the blast

You never know when the gas will pass

Farts, farts, they're everywhere

Silent but deadly, they just don't care

Farts, farts, they're takin' over my life

I'm a prisoner of toot, it's a stinky strife

I'll wear a gas mask to protect myself from shame

I'll carry a can of air freshener it's my new claim to fame

I'll survive this fart-pocalypse, I won't give up the fight

I'll rise above the stink and shine with all my might

Farts, farts, they're everywhere

Silent but deadly, they just don't care

Farts, farts, they're takin' over my life

I'm a prisoner of toot, it's a stinky strife

Farts, farts, they're everywhere

Silent but deadly, they just don't care

Farts, farts, they're takin' over my life

I'm a prisoner of toot, it's a stinky strife