Red Envelope Lyrics

It was a Friday afternoon

I was eating lunch with other people

Then this one girl sat besides me

Shy for some fucking reason, i don't know why

She turned away for me

And she's quiet too

I wonder what's going on?

On her head, yeah

Next week, probably an Tuesday

I was also eating lunch

Out of the blue, she walks to the room

With an adult! That's great!

She handed me an red envelope with a letter inside

Oh great, she fucked up again!

I open it

She says that she has a little crush on me

Fuck! Dammit!

She gets a little blushy when I'm looking at her

I haven't seen that to start with!

She forgot i was already taken

This happened right after week sex

Is this what i get if i tell people that i'm taken

In this high school?

There were other people in the room also

Not her, but the adult asked if I should write back

"Later? Or now?"

No, i said immediately

Then I kindly reminded her that i have a relationship

And then other people began to say

That i and her have something going on

And they are so fucking wrong!

This is my worst nightmare

Everybody listen here

Shut the fuck up!

We are only good friends, shut the fuck up!

I've reminded you a hundred times

Use your fucking brain cells!

And I repeat this one more time

Shut the fuck up!

I hope that you got the message

If you decided to keep it going

I swear to god!