
After The Toilet, Comes Adventure Lyrics
- Genre:Pop
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I waited a long time to shit
Five hours later, i did the business
Now i can go out and touch some grass
But before i did that, i went back to the room
They're now finished the Fallen Kingdom
And now they are recording TikToks
What the fuck, oh god
(Oh, i'm feeling lonely)
Na bro, i was done!
gonna get out of here
Ghostbusters gone, the dinosaur is back
The dino has thigh highs!
"You're a femboy, Philip!"
Long story short, he ate me again!
Won't get to the details, sorry
After escaping FemDino, i ran away to the woods
Found the camping spot
I shited a little, but that's okay
I'm trying to sleep but it's not okay
I must return to the toilet to take a shit once again
But as i was walking out of the camp spot
The dino's still here!
Forget to fucking run!
AAAAAAAAAAA!
Three seconds later, i enter my tent
He asked to cuddle with me because he was kind
i said no
Why? I don't usually cuddle with raptors
So i ran away, very slowly, it followed me
i sneak to the toilet
Once again, it was closed
That's fine by me, I'm still here with this raptor
i said to the raptor
"Are you gonna piss as well?"
Wait, he can talk, what
Welp, some raptor can talk apparently
Somehow, I don't know why
They got powers or something
Now my plan
I'm gonna let the raptor piss in the toilet
So i can walk quietly away from the buildings
So i can finally sleep after this whole adventure!
My tent is gone
What did they do
Somebody stole it and i don't know why
Probably one of the raptors again
What the frick is going on
It was sunrise at this point
I'm surrounded by four raptors
Including the one that pissed
What the fuck did I do
i surrender
After The Toilet, Comes Adventure
The Journey can be tough
Remember to do business