After The Toilet, Comes Adventure Lyrics

I waited a long time to shit

Five hours later, i did the business

Now i can go out and touch some grass

But before i did that, i went back to the room

They're now finished the Fallen Kingdom

And now they are recording TikToks

What the fuck, oh god

(Oh, i'm feeling lonely)

Na bro, i was done!

gonna get out of here

Ghostbusters gone, the dinosaur is back

The dino has thigh highs!

"You're a femboy, Philip!"

Long story short, he ate me again!

Won't get to the details, sorry

After escaping FemDino, i ran away to the woods

Found the camping spot

I shited a little, but that's okay

I'm trying to sleep but it's not okay

I must return to the toilet to take a shit once again

But as i was walking out of the camp spot

The dino's still here!

Forget to fucking run!

AAAAAAAAAAA!

Three seconds later, i enter my tent

He asked to cuddle with me because he was kind

i said no

Why? I don't usually cuddle with raptors

So i ran away, very slowly, it followed me

i sneak to the toilet

Once again, it was closed

That's fine by me, I'm still here with this raptor

i said to the raptor

"Are you gonna piss as well?"

Wait, he can talk, what

Welp, some raptor can talk apparently

Somehow, I don't know why

They got powers or something

Now my plan

I'm gonna let the raptor piss in the toilet

So i can walk quietly away from the buildings

So i can finally sleep after this whole adventure!

My tent is gone

What did they do

Somebody stole it and i don't know why

Probably one of the raptors again

What the frick is going on

It was sunrise at this point

I'm surrounded by four raptors

Including the one that pissed

What the fuck did I do

i surrender

After The Toilet, Comes Adventure

The Journey can be tough

Remember to do business