South of the Border Wall Lyrics

I ain't robbin' Peter

I ain't payin' Paul

I'm livin' free and easy

South of the border wall

My life was spinnin' down a deep black hole

The man in my mirror was gettin' old

The alimony was due and my insurance wasn't paid

The feds canceled our agreement cause the payment wasn't made

My new girl ran off with a fat cat

Can you believe that

My ex-wife loves a girl and my money

They both got a great big laugh

I didn't know what I was supposed to do

I was losin' left and right, in front and behind me too

I threw in the towel and was free for the first time

That's how I ended up below the border line

I ain't robbin' Peter

I ain't payin' Paul

I'm livin' free and easy

South of the border wall

They call me Enrique

And you know, that sounds okay

My little hut ain't much, most people would say

But I can hear the breakers and see the reef on a sunny day

I play for tips when the cruise ships come in from far away

I share my hut with my Señorita

She likes the way I play

And lies about my wrinkles like I lied about my wife's thighs and her day

I like to think the sun and sea have thickened my skin

I like to think I'm beginnin' to blend in

My pretty Señorita, she just looks at me and grins

Mi encantadora novia, she lets me pretend

I ain't robbin' Peter

I ain't playin' Paul

I'm livin' free and easy

South of the border wall

They call me Enrique

And you know, that sounds okay

My little hut ain't much most people would say

But I can hear the breakers and see the reef on a sunny day

I play for tips when the cruise ships come in from far away

I share my hut with my Señorita

She likes the way I play

And lies about my wrinkles like I lie about my wife's thighs and her day

I like to think the sun and sea have thickened my skin

I like to think I'm beginnin' to blend in

My pretty Senorita, she just looks at me and grins

Mi encantadora novia, she lets me pretend

I ain't robbin' Peter

I ain't payin' Paul

I'm livin' free and easy

South of the border wall