Sam & Bill Lyrics

Some years ago

On the set of a show

Work stopped,

Something to do with equipment.

Acclaimed Samual L. Jackson

Met Mr. Bill Paxton

And asked

"Weren't you the hulk?" with commitment.

Mr. Paxton said, "No.

That was Lou Ferrigno.

Have you confused me

With Mr. Bill Bixby?"

"He was the alter ego

To Lou Ferrigno;

The Incredible Hulk

In the series."

"I ain't no damned liar."

I'll set you on fire."

Said Jackson,

Somehow staying cool.

"Must be my mistake,"

Bill said with a shake,

Then turned

And got in his Limo.