I'm Networking Lyrics

At one fine convention

I met a man that you mentioned

Actor by trade

With his credits spanning decades

And accolades

In the green room, there we sat

His hands a steeple on his lap

It is daunting

Trying to make a big name want me

Or something

I don't want, I don't want to work for a toy

Under whom I can't be well-employed, oh boy

I'm networking

Fast-paced business environment

Impression of enlightenment

Tricking thineself

That you're not feeling overwhelmed

Or uncompelled

Trading cards like candy bars

And giving practiced applause

Entrepreneurs

Must regurgitate their buzzwords

As connoisseurs

I don't want, I don't want to work for a toy

Under whom I can't be well-employed, oh boy

I'm networking

Listen to me

Sorry I don't have those connections

The only way I can ensure I'll never see your face again

Oh-a, oh-a, oh-a, when the labor dries up

The old man is down on his quote-unquote luck

From Oxford at Jupiter

Where he got more stupider

I still went to college, I have a degree

Listen to me

I don't want, I don't want to work for a toy

Under whom I can't be well-employed, oh boy

I'm networking

Won't you listen

I don't want, I don't want to work for a creep

Led to slaughter like obstinate sheep, for cheap

I'm networking