On a Silver Tray Lyrics

Get me back, get me real good

Get me at my very best time

Only in the rarest of circumstances

Will our water turn into wine

You've an eye for the arts

You keep your lawyer on the phone, too

No one likes a story like the man in the bushes

I bet he's gonna talk about you

There's no business too intimate

Lobby me, say, why am I to quit?

Dinner party, bid our guests they stay

And bring out the refreshments on a silver tray

Tell the servants we're waiting,

I'll say a toast in Latin and wait,

Leave the food upon your platters till

Every guest has said their grace

What a way to gossip

What a way to set affairs straight

What a controversy arrived to our table

Bite your tongue and stay past eight

There's no business too intimate

Lobby me, say, why am I to quit?

Dinner party, bid our guests they stay

And bring out the refreshments on a silver tray

Make, make me as a conversation piece

Make me as your conversation piece