Case Diss Missed Lyrics

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Love story gone south, no Florida vacation

Just a cold war, nuclear family radiation

Thought we had it locked, but the key's missin'

Now it's just me and you, separately wishin'

You were the young hot one, I was the old rich fool

But did it need to end in this bitter duel?

Half and half, we could've been, but no dice

You took the whole pie, left me with cold nights

(We used to be) Bonnie and Clyde, now it's Jekyll and Hyde

Cupid's arrow missed, hit the judge instead

Court's in session, hearts out of possession

Love's objection overruled, case dismissed, we stressed

Started from the bottom, now we here

Rock bottom, that is, crystal clear

You said "I do," now it's "I'm done"

Honeymoon phase turned to marathon run

Tryna co-parent like we co-signed a lease

But the fine print's got us both callin' police

You take the kids Monday, I'll take 'em Tuesday

By Wednesday, we both wishin' it was Someday

Alimony ain't no testimony to our love

Child support don't support the breakdown thereof

Mediation's just fancy for "can't communicate"

Irreconcilable differences? Nah, we just can't relate

Remember when we used to ball? Now we're just court jesters

Traded our wedding rings for phone rings – who's the better texter?

Split the assets like a banana, but this split ain't appeal-ing

You got the cat, I got the dog, both of us left reeling

Thought our love was bulletproof, turns out it's just bullet points

In a prenup contract, highlightin' disappointment

But hey, at least we're trending – #DivorceGoals

Two households, both alike in dignity, but our story's getting old

So here we are, solo artists after the band broke up

Two singles mingling, but the kids are our remix

Maybe one day we'll harmonize for their sake

Till then, it's just verse, chorus, verse – no mistake