BBC Translator Lyrics

Fifteen years away now I'm back on the scene

Trying to keep up but it's like a crazy dream

Met a girl named BJ she's all that I need

But my mates just laugh it's a joke I didn't see

Her T-shirt says BBW I say I love the WWE!

Confused looks all around what could it be?

Swiping right and left acronyms galore

DTF NSA LTR? I need a translator for sure

I love the BBC always on my screen

But they smirk and wink what do they really mean?

I'm a BBC man proud and true

But when she winks and says she wants some BBC too

I nod along thinking she means Beeb TV

Turns out my friend she's got a different fantasy

Matched with a girl who loves BBC

I said Great! Let's watch some comedy!

She texts me wanna Netflix and chill?

I bring popcorn thinking we'll watch a thriller

Turns out chill ain't about temperature

It's a whole new language I'm out of my depth for sure

Next time someone mentions ATM I'll run away

This modern love lingo's not for me no way

I love the BBC always on my screen

But they smirk and wink what do they really mean?

I'm a BBC man proud and true

But when she winks and says she wants some BBC too

I nod along thinking she means Beeb TV

Turns out my friend she's got a different fantasy

Facial ain't about skincare who knew?

Happy ending ain't a fairytale it's true

A gal messaged about her friend who's a PAWG

I said Cool! I too dig that breed of dog!

So if you see me fumbling trying to play it cool

Just know I'm learning I'm nobody's fool

Lost in translation but I'll find my way

In this world of abbreviations I'll be okay

I love the BBC always on my screen

But they smirk and wink what do they really mean?

I'm a BBC man proud and true

But when she winks and says she wants some BBC too

I nod along thinking she means Beeb TV

Turns out my friend she's got a different fantasy

Learning the lingo one date at a time

From acronyms to slang I'm starting to climb

So if you see me laughing just know it's all good

Navigating this world like I should