Why Did I Date That Guy Lyrics

Four in the morning, up in my bed

All of the moments circle my head

Waiting for you to light up my cell phone

All that are tears to stream down my cheeks

What I would give to just hear you speak

Counting the seconds between the bell tones

Why do I waste my time

When you were just five foot five

Oh, I lay in my bed and I wondered why

I lay in my bed and I wondered why

Why did I date that guy

Why did I date that guy

You always made me jerk you at movies

You were obsessed with waitresses' boobies

It was so hard to see all the red flags

You said you had a girl and a baby

I wrote it off as my kind of crazy

I have a master's, how did I miss that

I really thought I was educated

Why do I waste my time

And where the fuck was your hairline

I lay in my bed and I wondered why

I lay in my bed and I wondered why

Why did I date that guy

Why did I date that guy

He was too old and too cheap

And didn't do his laundry

And after sex he cried

Why did I date that guy

If you didn't want to be my plan A

How come you never bought the plan B

I went through hell and back

For dick so whack

I'm setting myself free

I lay in my bed and I wondered why

I lay in my bed and I wondered why

Why did I date that guy

Why did I date that guy

Why did I date that guy

Why did I date that guy