He Left Lyrics

It was our first date

I can feel my heart palpitating

We just got our plates

They just got their plates

But he's the one one I'm craving

And it was getting kind of late

Like 10 or 11

He stepped away for a moment

After a 20 minute wait

It was pretty damn long

That's when I realized

He Left

Ohhh He Left

Ohhh He Left

He Left

At first I thought

Maybe he's in the bathroom

But it was taking so long

Did he fall into the toilet

Like I fell for him

I walked up to the maitre d'

Yes she did

She was looking kind of weird at me

Oh shit girl

I asked her if she'd seen the guy I'm with

And that's when she said

Honey, he left

He Left

Ohhh He Left

Ohhh He Left

He Left

They're bringing the check

But I didn't bring cash

I had it all planned

I was gonna give ass

But he left

He left

Did he really leave

I'm way too hot for this

I've got expensive tits

That I didn't pay for but that's not the point

I'm really fucking pissed

I had to take a Lyft

That I didn't pay for but that's not the point

I put my makeup on

I even wore a thong

That I didn't pay for but that's not the point

He thought that she couldn't pay

She just didn't want to

I went to pull my card

But the waiter said it's taken care of

He pointed to the bar

At some guy that I could feel the glare of

I walked his way

Noticed his hair was gray

No less than 78

Looks like he came to play

So I left

I left

Ohhh I left

I left

I left

I left

I just left

I left