Ain't No Way I'd Let You Shit On My Tits Lyrics

Met him at the fair, by the Ferris wheel

He had a smile so sweet, it didn't feel real

He took my number down, said he'd call me soon

We planned a date that night, underneath the moon

His truck was broken, so I picked him up

We laughed and we talked, shared more than a cup

I invited him over, things got steamy in a jiffy

He whispered in my ear: I want to shit on your titties (What?)

Ain't no way I'd let you shit on my tits (What the fuck)

What the fuck, Motherfucker you're sick

Take your pants, get the fuck out, never come back

Or I'll kick you square in the ball sack

Oh, I don't give a shit how you're gonna get home

They say all roads lead to fucking Rome

Call a cab, take a walk, ride a god damn horse

Leave now or your nuts will feel my force

Threw him out, slammed the door, what a creep

Don't want no log on my tits, but would have let him pee

What a weirdo, what a fucking freak show

Tonight it's gonna be just me and my 10-inch dildo

Ain't no way I'd let you shit on my tits (What the fuck)

What the fuck, Motherfucker you're sick

Take your pants, get the fuck out, never come back

Or I'll kick you square in the ball sack

Oh, I don't give a shit how you're gonna get home

They say all roads lead to fucking Rome

Call a cab, take a walk, ride a god damn horse

Leave now or your nuts will feel my force

Ain't no way I'd let you shit on my tits (What the fuck)

What the fuck, Motherfucker you're sick

Take your pants, get the fuck out, never come back

Or I'll kick you square in the ball sack

Or I'll kick you square in the ball sack