Bangkok Surprise Lyrics

Landed in Thailand looking for some fun

Hit the local bars when the day was done

Saw a beauty across the smoky room

With a smile that could chase away any gloom

She was charming with a touch of grace

I was lost in her eyes and that pretty face

Little did I know what the night had planned

A twist in the tale I didn't understand

We were drinking dancing feeling so right

Then back to my place for a spicy night

But oh what a shock I had to do a double take

She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake

Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride

She's got a twig and berries and I almost died

Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck

Bangkok surprise what the actual fuck

She ordered us drinks with a wink and a smile

I thought I'd hit the jackpot this night was worth the while

We talked about life dreams and silly things

Never guessed she'd have more than bling in her jeans

We were drinking dancing feeling so right

Then back to my place for a spicy night

But oh what a shock I had to do a double take

She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake

Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride

She's got a twig and berries and I almost died

Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck

Bangkok surprise what the actual fuck

We were drinking dancing feeling so right

Then back to my place for a spicy night

But oh what a shock I had to do a double take

She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake

Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride

She's got a twig and berries and I almost died

Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck

Bangkok surprise what the actual fuck