Treaty of Versailles Lyrics

Ladies and gents

Esteemed leads of the world

You've never seen events

Like these, that have occurred

So to put an end to this debacle

To bring a twink, a little sparkle

Into the eyes of those who see

What will arise is a surprise, I guarantee

The Treaty of Versailles

The Treaty of Versailles

Bonjour, what's happenin?

The twinkle of the world is blackening

So hold, I, a spectacle

What happened, Germ, is maddening

We break you like a damn jigsaw puzzle

We'll punish you, cut you with a saw, don't be puzzled

We promised, we will bring hell to you and back

Wilson, George, Clemenceau

Give yourselves a pat on the back

Germany, pretty please, cry alone in your sleep

Pièce de résistance, reparations for you

Austerity builds character

Get off your high horse, what don't you register?

We laid it out pretty clear

That ego crush was very severe

Servants, serve it, on a silver platter

But not for Germ, all it does is chatter

We break you like a damn jigsaw puzzle

We'll punish you, cut you with a saw, don't be puzzled

We promised, we will bring hell to you and back

Wilson, George, Clemenceau

Give yourselves a pat on the back

The Treaty of Versailles

The Treaty of Versailles

The Treaty of Versailles

Oh, ah

You've given us a bitter pill to chew

Where is the heart, that you knew?

Get the treaty off of me

Get the treaty off of me

We love to break you like a jigsaw puzzle!

Time we punish you, don't be puzzled!

Raising hell on your land, it will be all back!

Wilson, George, Clemenceau!

Give yourselves a pat on the back!

Germany, pretty please, cry alone in your sleep

You'll cry alone in your sleep

You'll cry alone in your sleep

Oh, we gave you a boo-boo?

Awww, sana sana colita-

Suck it up